A man takes his unwell Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re promptly taken to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for a while, and leaves. Then a cat walks in, stares at the Chihuahua for a bit, and leaves. After that, the doctor arrives, prescribes some medicine, and hands the man a $250 bill.
“This must be an error,” the man says. “I’ve only been here for a short time!”
“No error,” the doctor replies. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan, and $50 for the medicine.”
